To the people down the block who have a tiny backyard and have posted this sign, please read my response below:

Dear Schnauzer Overestimators,

Yes. Yes I can. So that means I should just go ahead and help myself to your belongings? Besides posting your invalid dog’s speed, would you mind posting your vacation schedule as well?

Thanks.

You have nothing at stake here. Why not insult me?

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