Oh God, 24 hours without Wikipedia?!
Jesus Christ and all his prophets, what am I to do?
When I type something in Google like, let’s say “Kofi Annan” or “music”, and I see the Wikipedia entry right on top, it makes me so happy. Then I go and click on it and there’s that blackout screen.
Oh Lord and Mohammed-Krishna-Buddha what am I to do?
I know, maybe I shouldn’t be such a lazy fucktwad and click on the very first link that promises me some relatively accurate version of the information I’m pretending to give a shit about finding.
Also, maybe I should reward websites that invest in layout and design and make some effort to pay their contributors in something more than unicorn farts.
Spending time on Wikipedia reminds me of the first time I ever saw the internet.
There are so many great websites out there that do a lot of things better than Wikipedia. Stop being such lazy fucktwads and spread the love.
Because, one day, when “the greatest encyclopedia in human history” turns evil, you will realize that you have built a monster.
Yes, you, you lazy bum-nugget.
In fact, lazy bum-nuggets are the people who are steadily growing the power of the internet monopolies.
Don’t be confused about that fact.
The Brow hath spoken.